IronLung Calls for Chewbacca Toy Recall
IronLung has vehemently protested this toy. So outraged was he, that he threatened to embark upon a dangerous, touch-myself-softly fast until the product is recalled!
IronLung: This is the worst Chewbacca toy ever!
Wrongrobot: Fuck you, man! It's awesome! He's got a Yuck Mouth, cuz he don't Brush!
Iron Lung: Jeezus, man, he looks like a fucking homeless poodle that slept in his own shit! they just sucked every ounce of cool out of old chewie!
Wrongrobot: No, you missed the point. It's Ghetto-Fabuilous Chewie, complete with Vomit Beard and Crazy Eddie Do...
IronLung: I'll kill you while you sleep, you bald cur.
Happy Holidays from Monkey+Robot!So says...Wrongrobot!